mackayla-lane:when you hope that person hasn’t seen you but then you realize it’s too late and have to fake(via michelebachmannseyes-deactivate)
illogical-bullshit:I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me(via michelebachmannseyes-deactivate)
etanwa:ravenclaw-starkid-1025:proudblackconservative:So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.What DO you call a duck with fangs?Count Quackula(via michelebachmannseyes-deactivate)
queerrobbiereyes:xelamanrique318:“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”(via michelebachmannseyes-deactivate)
